Who am I?
I'm 42 years old and a godfather of jank. I'm also human.
The number of bullet holes I have is zero.
I made this website.
I almost choked.
I need to work on this site.
I need this bit here to be a bit more, right?
- "'Cause no one is advocating skinning babies alive, ya know?" - David Cross
- "I could beat the shit out of thousands of two year olds all day." - Louis CK
- "I love kids." - Strangeblades